Tiesto tonight

Possibly the most overrated DJ in history plays here tonight at a place called Opium Mar. Yeah, I’ll see him, but only on the off chance that some African offers me a club drug that destroys my adrenal glands. 

If you're in the mood to laugh!

I suggest you ask CrunchGear’s John Biggs, number 29 on some list, how much fun he’s having at TechCrunch 50. 

Trance

Whoa, for the first time in a *long* time I spent the afternoon listening to trance. Luminary, Above and Beyond, old Gabriel and Dresden, etc.

House is better.

PROBABLY THE BIGGEST NEWS ON TUMBLR

fusioned:

FLASH: WEDNESDAY 10:51PM, SEPTEMBER 3, 2008

VINCENT VENEZIANI DECIDES TO VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA BASED ON THE SPEECH GIVEN BY SARAH PALIN AT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION. THE SWITCH WAS BASED ON THE FACT THAT SHE IS A REDNECK WITH A RETARDED CHILD NAMED TRIG AND THAT HER HUSBAND “RACES SNOW MACHINES.” THUS, SHE CANNOT BECOME PRESIDENT. EVER.

END TRANSMISSION.

I’ve submitted this to Drudge. I expect nothing less than red font with the word “shocking” somewhere in the headline. And a siren.gif for good measure.

Wow, Biggs can write well, and he’s decent at math, too.

Summer can go fuck itself.

fusioned:

luxnightmare:

I’m officially done with this whole “hot weather” thing. Someone wake me up when I can go outside without feeling permanently drenched.

(Seriously, fuck summer.)

You go, girl

Why are things posting twice?

Now I look like an even bigger douche.